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Get the Escape from Tarkov mug.a hardcore realistic video game that will give you anxiety and make you hear footsteps in your sleep. Unlike accessible games like call of duty, if you die in tarkov, you lose everything you took into the game
friend who just got a pc “hey I just got this new game called escape from tarkov, wanna play?”
Me : *has Vietnam war flashbacks*
Me : *has Vietnam war flashbacks*
by yeetcannonmk1 August 1, 2020
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by DrCamel May 29, 2021
Get the The Tarkov Conundrum mug.1)An extremely intelligent and intellectual man with an impressing personality.
2)His character is made of gold and he treats the people he likes like his biggest treasure.
3)He has a fantastic humor which is sometimes annoying but all in all very funny.
4)Tarkan loves to argue with other people but he can be very explosive.
5)He is a person who always fights for the things he want and loves challenges.
6)This man hates people who have prejudices and injustice.
7)He is hot af. Of course inside but also outside he is the most handsome guy i know.
8)He is an awesome kisser and a sex god.
9)Tarkan has the best sense of style and music.
10)He always listen to you and helps you to make the best of all.
2)His character is made of gold and he treats the people he likes like his biggest treasure.
3)He has a fantastic humor which is sometimes annoying but all in all very funny.
4)Tarkan loves to argue with other people but he can be very explosive.
5)He is a person who always fights for the things he want and loves challenges.
6)This man hates people who have prejudices and injustice.
7)He is hot af. Of course inside but also outside he is the most handsome guy i know.
8)He is an awesome kisser and a sex god.
9)Tarkan has the best sense of style and music.
10)He always listen to you and helps you to make the best of all.
by bebetree September 6, 2017
Get the Tarkan mug.1.) a piece of music by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, or the album on which that musical piece first appeared 2.) a mechanical beast resembling a cross between a tank and armadillo 3.) the most awesome/beautiful/powerful thing ever
1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus
by Tarkusman January 8, 2009
Get the Tarkus mug.when you are speaking with your friends and you roast someone for doing something and they get bleak about it.
- That's a plakkie!
• Nah luss please. I didn't mean to loose the caps.
"Why the fuck are you tjanking?"
• Nah luss please. I didn't mean to loose the caps.
"Why the fuck are you tjanking?"
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