ticdick

a guy with a very small dick that looks just like a tictac

It was no fun at the nightstand he had a ticdick

by Beachpls September 4, 2017

Tipdick

The tip of a dick.

Brittany: Stop, we can't. Not without a condom.
Mark: Shh, that's not even that much. Just tipdick.

by Kate Middleton III July 23, 2011

Tittdickculous

When ones actions/word become so idiotic or beyond the point of comprehension they go past ridiculous and even redonkulous. They become tittdickculous

person 1: how much did gas go up

Person 2: 20 cents

Persons 1: that's tittdickculous

by dingytrashbag June 5, 2015

Tikdick

Tikdick , Also refffered to as Dicktok , Dictok or Diktok

When you offer her the dick mid tiktok?

Dicktok , Dictok or Diktok

When you offer her the dick mid tiktok?

Ex:

Boo: hey you want to do it ?
Babe: I'm mid tiktok.
Boo : I'll give you this Tikdick . You can watch it grow.

by DooDooMagoo1 February 11, 2021

titlicker

golfing slang - a shot to the side of the fairway that gives you the best angle to hit your next shot at the pin

titlicker - opens up the hole nicely

"Nice shot mate, that was a real titlicker"

by molby August 13, 2006

BUTTFUCKING TITLICK

A stupid SHIT that like to fuck a guy IN THE BALLS AND IS A GAYASS SHITFUCKER!!!! he likes to fuck up the ass on Thursdays after smoking grass WHICH I DONT MEAN MARIJUANA I MEAN ACTUAL FUCKIN GRASS HE GOT FROM LAWN CLIPPINGS

"What a Buttfucking Titlick Taylor is!"

by dirty old mans 27th ballsac October 18, 2008

Tit Dick

A dick that is as small lengthwise as a tit.

That guys dick is as small as a tit. He is such a tit dick.

Get the fuck outta here, tit dick!

by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008