stenhård tissemand

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

by voix January 14, 2016

Tissany

Tissany is a name that was supposed to be spelled as Tiffany, but was mispronounced as Tissany instead. Tissany is a girl with many weird habits but still lightens everyone's day. She's a very likeable person and she can crack up anyone especially using inside jokes. When Tissany is feeling down make sure to comfort her and be there for her as much as possible, because she will care for you the same way. She's also a really pro gamer and is extremely lucky. Although she's a weird person we all love Tissany at the end of the day

" Tissany isn't getting venti "

by haileelovesu March 19, 2021

tissefant

ein tisseliss som tisser ut gult vann som også smaker godt! kos deg:) det kan også bli brukt som ein roast

du er en tissefant! din tiss

by targeit September 21, 2020

tissekone

A "tissekone" is the danish word for vagina.

"Oh fuck my tissekone!"

by Klamfyr March 14, 2018

Tisseypoo

Sick lad who laughs at dead goats.

tisseypoo is laughing about Charlie again.

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

Tissefant

A word used in Norway to describe a cock. It is used by small children to send dickpicks.

Infant 1: Hey, I sendt a picture of my tissefant to sara
Infant 2: Good man, did she send anything back?

by SuperHeroFornicater February 13, 2017

tissekone

The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.

Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife

Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG

by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017