Tired

Tired stands for:

T: torn apart

I: insecure

R: really faking my smile

E: extremely sad

D: drowning in my tears

Nancy: What's wrong?
Joe: Been tired
Nancy: Oh okay, well I hope you have a good day! Gotta go now byeee.
(BITCH can't realize she's hurting a boy by going on countless dates)

by Onmaowndick May 12, 2012

tired

Due to lack of sleep.Your eyes feel heavy, you don't want to do anything but lay down and go to sleep. You are likely to become tired in a boring classroom or if you are comfortable.

I went to bed at 3 am, and I was so tired the next day.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

tired

Getting run over by an automobile and having a large treadmark left across your body.

Damn that asshole in the Humvee fucking tired me!

by humpstick November 14, 2003

tire

A term for your asshole because its black and round.

"Dude, this girl wants to lick my tire!"

by ALEx nando January 14, 2010

tired

Go to fucking SLEEP!
You'll thank me for this!

Man1: Man I'm tired...
Man2: (punches Man2 in temple, whom promptly goes to sleep.)

by da Realest nig September 29, 2007

tired

what mindless people type into the little "look up" box on urbandictionary..because they are bored, and most likely tired its a vicious circle

why are is this a definition? everyone knows what it means...i guess im dumbfuc to...oh well

by noflyway99 April 7, 2005

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004