ticdick

a guy with a very small dick that looks just like a tictac

It was no fun at the nightstand he had a ticdick

by Beachpls September 4, 2017

Tipdick

The tip of a dick.

Brittany: Stop, we can't. Not without a condom.
Mark: Shh, that's not even that much. Just tipdick.

by Kate Middleton III July 23, 2011

tridickery

Being tricked by the dick.

She had plans for her life untel his tridickery.

by 10292Troy June 26, 2020

Tikdick

Tikdick , Also refffered to as Dicktok , Dictok or Diktok

When you offer her the dick mid tiktok?

Dicktok , Dictok or Diktok

When you offer her the dick mid tiktok?

Ex:

Boo: hey you want to do it ?
Babe: I'm mid tiktok.
Boo : I'll give you this Tikdick . You can watch it grow.

by DooDooMagoo1 February 11, 2021

Tardick

Tardick- (tär-dĭc) Adj, Noun

1. Incapable of successfully utilizing time in any useful calibre.

2. Extreme procrastination.

3. Wasting valuable time.

4. Usually equated to pissing someone off.

Stop your tardickin', we have a deadline to meet!

That tardick... All he does is sit around, smoke, and collect unemployment. What a waste of life.

Instead of just tardicking around on your day off. Why don't you make yourself useful and clean up this mess!

by Dexmeister June 12, 2010

Turdicken

When a man inserts his erect penis into his partner's unwashed anus after a very recent, very intense defecation, and then inserts it into her mouth.

"Honey, are you hungry? I know you had Indian for lunch, so how about some turdicken for dinner?"

by livefreeorjew April 24, 2022

Titdick

A titdick is a guy with a dick that resembles a tit more than a dick.

1:So...would you say this looks like a dick...or a tit?

2:A...tit.

1:That's 3 for Tit...and 2 for Dick. Great...I have a Titdick.

by coheed117 September 7, 2007