tinselitis

a condition of excess holiday decor

Clark Griswold suffers from "Tinselitis"

by tpf23 December 9, 2012

tinderizing

Actively on the prowl via the tinder app

That guy looks familiar, I bet I saw him on tinder while I was tinderizing.

by thetinderizer July 22, 2014

Tigeritis

A black guy who has a gorgeous white wife, but decides to cheat on her anyways in an attempt to take his mind off his putting game. (or any other problems he may be experienced)

Usually used to define a celebrity or famous athlete, but can describe other people as well.

"last night I came down with a severe case of Tigeritis"

"Damn man, was it that bad?"

"Yeah, I couldn't take my mind of this case at work, but after I fucked a bitch or two I felt fine."

by Jonny Bo Bonny January 3, 2010

Tinderstix

Placing both hands, palms together, inside a woman's pussy and rubbing them together as if attempting to warm them over an open fire.

My slut girlfriend can cum all night long when I break out the tinderstix.

by tommybones January 4, 2011

pegis-tenderitis

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

tinderfish

A girl/guy who is way more attractive/taller/younger/in shape in their tinder pics than in real life. You usually do not find out till you actually meet up with person. There should be a clause in US Law where you can sue said tinderfish for false advertisement and waste of time.

Damn dude, that girl I met up with last night was a complete tinderfish, she looked like a 10 from her tinder profile. In real life she couldn't have been better than a 4!! She probably put on at least 50 lbs since those pics!! Not cool at all.

by Mountainwarrior75 March 7, 2015

tinderitus

When your thumb uncontrollably swishes left and right

Yo dude what's wrong your thumb?

I got tinderitus mate

by vegas shakes October 27, 2015