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Tindervision 

When you swipe right on Tinder after falling in love with someone based on their profile picture and description but then throw up in your mouth a little once you meet your match in person.
I had major tindervision on Saturday. The guy was hot in his Tinder profile picture, but I immediately wanted to run away as soon as I saw him for the first time at the bar.
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Tindermission 

The act of taking an undisclosed amount of time to catch up on your Tindering, similar to the intermission of a Broadway show.
Drew: Wow this Broadway show sucks.
Chris: Yeah can't wait till intermission so I can start Tindering some hoes.
Drew: Yeah when is Tindermission?
Chris: You'll know. You can feel it in your heart...
Tindermission by future help September 20, 2014

Tinderising 

To use the app "Tinder" to successfully talk a guy/girl into a date. Once this point has been reached, then your date has been sufficiently Tinderised.

Can be used in the context of when a person you are talking to on Tinder suddenly disappears off the face of the planet (which is somewhat inevitable), you can send them a message similar to: "so are you too busy Tinderising someone else to bother replying..?"
Friend: "hey what are you up to?"

Me: "Shhh! I'm busy Tinderising this really hot guy!!"
Tinderising by Miss Phoenix January 24, 2014

Tinder Vision

When you swipe right on someone because they are hot but when you match and revisit the profile they aren't as hot as you remember. This is often when you've played under the influence of alcohol.
OMG Laura, my tinder vision was awful last night, this guy really isn't as hot as I remember.
Tinder Vision by Nandobangdoe September 13, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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