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Tindervision 

When you swipe right on Tinder after falling in love with someone based on their profile picture and description but then throw up in your mouth a little once you meet your match in person.
I had major tindervision on Saturday. The guy was hot in his Tinder profile picture, but I immediately wanted to run away as soon as I saw him for the first time at the bar.
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Tindermission 

The act of taking an undisclosed amount of time to catch up on your Tindering, similar to the intermission of a Broadway show.
Drew: Wow this Broadway show sucks.
Chris: Yeah can't wait till intermission so I can start Tindering some hoes.
Drew: Yeah when is Tindermission?
Chris: You'll know. You can feel it in your heart...
Tindermission by future help September 20, 2014
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Tinderising 

To use the app "Tinder" to successfully talk a guy/girl into a date. Once this point has been reached, then your date has been sufficiently Tinderised.

Can be used in the context of when a person you are talking to on Tinder suddenly disappears off the face of the planet (which is somewhat inevitable), you can send them a message similar to: "so are you too busy Tinderising someone else to bother replying..?"
Friend: "hey what are you up to?"

Me: "Shhh! I'm busy Tinderising this really hot guy!!"
Tinderising by Miss Phoenix January 24, 2014

Tinder Vision

When you swipe right on someone because they are hot but when you match and revisit the profile they aren't as hot as you remember. This is often when you've played under the influence of alcohol.
OMG Laura, my tinder vision was awful last night, this guy really isn't as hot as I remember.
Tinder Vision by Nandobangdoe September 13, 2016

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026