Tim Tebowing

To get down on one knee and act like your praying
Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing
by Jep1011 January 07, 2012
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tim tebow

Freshman quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's signature move is the stiff arm.
Football fan: Man, that quaterback just trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
by uffan526 December 01, 2006
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Tim Tebowed

When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.
by Mit Berekvam December 12, 2011
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tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.
Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.
by garrettm05 December 22, 2010
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TIM TEBOW

ANOTHER WORD FOR HOMO,FAG,BITCH,PUSSY ASS MUTHAFUCKER!
WAS THAT TIM TEBOW CRYING ON NATIONAL TV?.....YES IT WAS!!
by tha muthafuckin king! December 28, 2011
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Tim Tebow-ner

When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.
Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!
by mccoot27 November 27, 2008
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Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.
Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.
by Nick Pace February 24, 2010
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