triggernometry

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.

My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.

by Dutch Armstrong September 6, 2016

Triggernometry

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

by Actom360 October 24, 2016

Tigger the Nigger

Tiger Woods

You trying to hit up Pebble Beach this weekend? Tigger the Nigger is here.

by webe May 10, 2012

tiggering

tiggering is constantly doing stuff, whether mentally or physically in lots of different ways, all at the same time. bouncing around apparently randomely but in fact getting lots of things done, often at the expense of other things. tiggering is very distracting and not a common trait, as it is physically and mentally exhausting.

tiggering is writing an email whilst designing an ad whilst listenting to music whilst chatting with someone whilst being distracted by something you've just seen that leads your thoughts to come up with an idea that if you morph it with another idea it gets a result on something that you were wondering about solving whilst you were distracted by something on the TV that sets off a different train of thought. phew. exhausting.

by William Ashley King May 20, 2008

The Tigger

This is another sexual act in which you use that long schlong as a third leg. First, you must balance on the tip of your nob. Once you have achieved this, then you should begin to hop like Tigger. This is a good way to flirt with your crush. Just don't try it in school you nonce.

CAUTION: Your Dick May Snap.

Doctor: "Tell me the details."
Me: "I tried to perform The Tigger in School for my crush. My penis snapped, I fell on my face. And now I'm a registered sex offender."

by MyDadGaveMeAids! March 29, 2019

Triggernaut

A triggernaut is the ultimate triggerella, they will reeeeeeeeee and downvote hundreds of times a definition on UD 🤣
also refer to a reeegifer or a rangifer for context.

This guy is such a triggernaut, i can't believe he spends most of his day downvoting a definition on urban dictionary.

by HitlerBatBrainMatthew October 27, 2021

Tigger on the Nigger

When you realize you have became black and look up and all of a sudden the big bad boy TIGGER is sitting on ur head. TIGGER ON THE NIGGER

Ay cuz I just realized i'm black and now this tigger is on me
Ye bluh it's TIGGER ON THE NIGGER

by Bennethan February 6, 2019