Timofey Mosgov

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

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Teemo

Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender

User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed

by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016

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Timo Jileec

It's a term that describes Indians and Asians. It translates to ''Soft Hair''

Yoo bro dem Indian/Bengali Timo jileecs don't know what they be saying

by 21bakingsoda September 4, 2020

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stinky timeout

The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.

Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.

by Devin W. January 5, 2009

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Timofey

Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!

Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...

by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018

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