Tiddlywank

A penis of small size and girth.

Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!

by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015

tiddleywinking

tiddleywinking has a few definitions,

1) the act of one simultaneously grabbing their tits and winking,
2) obscure sexual act
3) the act of wasting time/fucking off
4) the act of game playing

1) Janet was tiddleywinking herself in the mirror.
2) Did you see that girl tiddleywinking Nick under the table at the bar last night?
3) I had a few hours to kill before the show so I ended up tiddleywinking around town.
4) Are you tiddleywinking me?

by Merpanda July 20, 2015

tiddywinkle420

some chick who plays roblox too much

Did you see tiddywinkle420?

Yeah, she keeps asking me to tiddy her winkle!!

by infected399 February 21, 2019

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

tiddywinkles

A fun game for small boys to play when bored doing a pee, the gruelling challenge requires pin-point accuracy and precision. Persistance and Patience are also paramount if one is to succeed and become the ultimate tiddywinkles champion!

Dave: YO mummas fat
John: No YO mummas fat
Dave: Right lets settle this over a tiddywinkes!
John: Wooaahhh, only if you think you can handle it!

by rachel September 7, 2004

tiddlywink

A person of Chinese Origin. UK rhyming slang. Not a hugely offensive racist term, but can be seen as discriminate with none the less.
Chinese -> Chink -> Tiddlywink.

"look at all the damn tiddlywinks with their camera's"

by sammy_c September 6, 2007

Tiddlywonk

A Tiddlywonk is a term that originated in Europe, its traditional definition is referring to a small or defunct penis. In more modern times it is referred to a young boy who is discovering his sexual desires, or more specifically his ability to masturbate.

"Caught John Doe in the bathroom the other day, think he mighta' been Tiddlywonkin"

by English Professor. March 18, 2014