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Johnny Thunders 

Born John Anthony Genzale July 12, 1952 in Queens, New York. He was into the New York Glam scene and speed. Johnny was the guitarist for the New York Dolls, a pioneering glam band. Johnny was soon introduced to heroin from Iggy Pop while partying with his girlfriend the famous groupie, Sable Starr. The Dolls were never accepted into the mainstread and soon burnt out. Johnny and Jerry Nolan, drummer for the Dolls, grabbed Richard Hell (ex-Television) and started the Heartbreakers, a rock and roll group. Hell left before they went on tour with the Sex Pistols on the Anarchy tour of 76. Thunders was now a father of two, Johnny Jr. and Vito and was developing a worse habit. His wife eventually left him in the early '80's around the same time that the Heartbreakers split. He never saw his boys again. Johnny wondered the Earth playing gigs and capitalizing on his "heroin-chic" appeal, mostly for another fix. When in Sweden in the late '80's, he met the mother of his first baby girl, Jaime. Jaime's mother left Johnny because of his irresponsibility and unpredicability. Johnny grew up in a home without a father and was endlessly guilty about becoming a bad father, but his heroin habit was incredibly out of control. Dee Dee Ramone says that he doesn't know how Thunders made it as long as he did. Johnny ventured into solo acoustic work in the end of his career and life while trying to stick with sobriety. Sadly at the age of 42, John Genzale went to a slummy hotel in New Orleans and died the first night from unknown causes. One of his guitars, his clothes and money were missing. The autopsy revealed no substances in his body with high enough levels to kill yet it was discovered that Thunders had advanced leukemia and early AIDS. Needless to say the autopsy was inconclusive and all the original police records were eventually "lost". Generations of musicians have drawn from Johnny's charisma and unique style, punk, hard rock, rock and roll and hair metal all owe it to Johnny. RIP, Thunders.
Keith Richards + Italian hotness + Glam style + New York attitude =Johnny!
Johnny Thunders by Michelle April 22, 2005
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thunderbeef 

“bro did you just thunderbeef? thats nasty!”
my bad
thunderbeef by vcat_ February 11, 2022

Johnny Thunders 

Johnny Thunders didn't play rock n roll. He was rock n roll.
Johnny Thunders by jetboy August 24, 2009

Arctic Thunder Sex 

When a female achieves orgasm after riding the vibrating seat of an 'Arctic Thunder' snowmobile racing arcade game. Similar to the effect of a Sybian, this real event is made even more amazing when it occurs inside of a busy Chuck E Cheese's
Tom: "What did you and your girlfriend do last night Jake?"

Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."
Arctic Thunder Sex by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

Thunderfest 

A particularly loud, dangerous, or exciting thunderstorm with lots of rain, lightning, and thunder.
I didn't have track today because the rainy conditions of the thunderfest made it too unfit to run outside.

Thunderbelly

An extremely obese individual who is also a keen sheep shagging enthusiast. Usually found in the shire of Tomatin, these hugely fat beings spend most of their days grazing on square bars and nature valley snacks. When there are not busy eating, they like to chase sheep until the late hours of the night - eventually leading to sex.
Have you seen where all the sheep have gone? Must have been the thunderbelly.....
Thunderbelly by Stretchel November 21, 2010

Thunderhead Steamer

When taking a shower in the locker room while another person is simultaneously dropping a hot and smelly deuce in a nearby stall. The steam of the shower and the stench of the poop combine to engulf you in a thick, warm turd fog from which there is no escape.
Mike was taking a shower after practice while Joe was taking an enormous dump nearby. The combination created a nearly lethal Thunderhead Steamer.
Thunderhead Steamer by why me? August 25, 2013