Chocolate Thrower

A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.

The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.

"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."

by Spigavich March 26, 2010

Throner

1) The boner-like excitement one feels while watching an episode of "Game of Thrones." 2) a boner acquired by watching the intense sexual scenes in "Game of Thrones."

Did you see episode two? I had a massive throner the entire time!

by Terry Sachs May 4, 2013

rope thrower

n. fabulous sperm spitter

That bitch loves when a good rope thrower can land a long one across her face.

by beaverboss69 August 28, 2006

controller thrower

A person (typically a teenage male) who gets so upset during video game play that he chucks the remote at things, in an attempt to show that game who's the boss.

Keep away from Steve when he's playing pac-man, he's a controller thrower.

by tinahead2003 March 30, 2009

bolt thrower

British Heavy Metal Band. Started in 1986 and are still rocking!!!

Bolt thrower RULE YOUR ASS!!!

by Daemonsin June 26, 2004

dick thrower

A man with a large penis that engages in rather rough intercourse with a female, as in the song "Slow Motion" by Juvenile.

"I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurtin'. Cutthroat'll have ya like a brand new virgin."

by rexpostal September 7, 2005

Wakulla Flame-thrower

1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.

2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.

"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"

by Back tit tit teee October 10, 2009