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thorny

The retarded boy asked me to prom, and I didn't know what to say. It was really thorny.
by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009
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thorny

1.To be in the pre-phase of horny

2. a pimp
1. after she took off her bra Jason was thorny
2. that thorny slapped the whore
by Not Jason July 8, 2004
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thorny

a slang word that means horny , but when your around your mom and you need to tell your friends whats up.
mom: jacob your sister is back from Texas hon you should leave your room

jacob: Tony is over tho
mom: then tony can come say hi
tony: man you were making me thorny but if we must
by Pattons_kiddo May 1, 2019
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thorny

adj. A person whose actions or personality warrants dragging them into the middle of the street and beating them with a thorny stick.
"He was more than just offensive, he was (expletive) thorny."
by Tim Egan August 28, 2005
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Thorni Bois

A plant that an animal called Surdle eats. It's crunchy, and is the only plant that surdle will monch on.
Shygals R Cool: Look at Surdle monch all of those thorni bois!
Surdle: *monch monch monch*
Deesco: Amazing!
by Tender Nepurdle January 10, 2019
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Thorny Crown

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.
My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
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thorny scrub

A person that is a prick/Dildo. It would be dick but thorny scrubs aren't real enough. Everyone hates them
"Holy shit Sebastian is a Thorny Scrub I'm glad we broke up"
by HeyyItzJay January 22, 2017
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