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To be horny for a hammer-sized penis.
Girl: I am so thorny right now
Thorny by Thor12345 January 14, 2011
Being both tired and horny.
"I'm so thorny I can't stay awake long enough to finish masturbating."
Thorny by BlacOut January 17, 2015
adj. A person whose actions or personality warrants dragging them into the middle of the street and beating them with a thorny stick.
"He was more than just offensive, he was (expletive) thorny."
thorny by Tim Egan August 28, 2005
when you’re horny but feeling extra kinky
I just bought some new chains and whips for tonight ;) feeling thorny
Thorny by Fricky Queen February 10, 2021
When a bitch got that forbidden forest down there. Good luck getting your way through Dora the explorer
"She gave it to me thorny" -Joe Santagato cringe tiktoks 2
Thorny by allisaurus April 3, 2023

Thorny Crown 

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.
My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.
Thorny Crown by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022