life

Life's a test..... do you pass?

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

by ay yo July 09, 2004

No life

Has an abundance of free time used pointlessly

I’ve watched The Office 6 times from beginning to end. Man, I have no life.

by Violet1315 October 24, 2017

Life

It’s like a penis, women make it hard.

Life

by life is pain enjoyer February 17, 2023

a life

If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.

Do you have a life?

by iknowihavenolife December 25, 2011

life

Punishment for eating an apple.

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

on life

to promise; like swearing on someones grave.

Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!

by cxa March 08, 2010