Toyfriend

A guy who really wants you who you keep around to give you rides & buy you stuff but you don't legitimately put out to

Jess is totally keeping Dave around as a toyfriend, he drives her everywhere but there's no way she's letting him hit that

by JERZZeee December 20, 2010

they friend

they friend is another term for reptilian shape shifter

a gift from they friend upstate

by sanxity July 2, 2019

toyfriend

The person (usually a good friend) who knows where you keep your sex toys and - if you are ever in an accident or worse - is charged with the duty of getting to your house before your family with the express purpose of packing up your toys and removing them from the premises.

Since you're my toyfriend, you should know that my collection of ball gags, dildos and shackles are all kept in the bottom drawer of the right nightstand.

by hockeygir62 March 11, 2015

theycried

a very stupid person, often heavily racist. They usually are found online.

“look at that guy in the white costume screaming racial slurs, he’s definitely theycried”

by theycried on xbox August 19, 2022

themfriend

Person you are in a non-traditional relationship with.

My themfriend and I went to the movies yesterday.

by Sammieboo3 December 9, 2016

toyfriend

A boytoy that is cool enough to not only have sex with but hang out with and be seen in public with. A toyfriend is not to be introduced to others as your boyfriend. This is a guy that if circumstances (married,attached,business travel, life goals, financial status, age difference, children) were different would be boyfriend material.

He's more than a boytoy to me he is good enough to be a toyfriend.

by WAZ April 23, 2003

toyfriend

Guys snapped up by girls who are in between guys. They are only being dated because of the girl's complete insecurity. Often, the guy has had a burning crush on the girl in question and is willing to let her repeatedly dump him and date him again in return for physical affection.

"Didn't you say yesterday that John doesn't believe in hygiene? I thought that was why you weren't going out with him..."

"It was."

"But now you're dating him??"

"Relax. He's just a toyfriend. In fact, I don't even plan to let him get to first base."

by Lina_Starr_4 April 23, 2012