The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...

(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!

by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018

Witching hour

The time when you're driving down the mountain and it's dark.. But the sky is still blue

I was driving (really stoned) in my PT cruiser down the mountain during the witching hour, last Sunday.

by roofieface November 20, 2016

the witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59.

The witching hour.

by Çyryryqy July 22, 2025

witching hour

Period related to supernatural and macabre events before dawn, could be:
1- Between 00:00 in the postmidnight until 03:59 in the postmidnight.
2- Between 03:00 in the postmidnight until 03:59 in the postmidnight.

Witching hour.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

witching hour

Period associated with macabre moments, that occurs hours before dawn. Between 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three). However, this period is more connected between 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).

Witching hour.

by Ççññççññççññ July 29, 2025

The Witching Hour

The hour that the witch next door calls Mother and complains about the bright lights and loud sounds coming from the garage/shop. Although usually a side effect of being a teenager and owning a shitbox, it is not an uncommon heckle for anyone under the age of 26 years to experience. Usually occurs around 9:15 PM.

"Son, it looks like it's getting to be The Witching Hour. You'd better get to a good stopping point before Janice starts ringing the phone off the hook."

by Vintage Translator June 18, 2023

Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.

"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.

by Jacked_Samson_from_The_Bible June 2, 2022