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the election in a nutshell

Bush is concerned about maniacs who build bombs,hi-jack planes and behead people for fun.

Democrats are concerned about PETA and weirdos who do naked yoga in the street!
I want to be free to not be blowd-up or beheaded.
by think October 28, 2004
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Sculptures by the Selective

Sculptures by the Selective

An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.

Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.

Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.

In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
'Sculptures by the Selective will maintain our commitment to exclusivity by only providing access to white cishet men with suits and post-nominals.'

'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
by Some Kind of Superstar May 11, 2018
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The Comments Section

A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.
"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.
by Meepy_Meh July 6, 2020
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The comments section

Basically one can be wholesome and people can be peaceful but one can be no man’s land where there is drama and fighting.
The comments section became no man’s land after drama with a YouTuber
by The cheek freak from Mars April 30, 2022
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the 2016 election

The absolute worst year for politics ever
by Swanky_Danky January 5, 2017
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The Trombone Section

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.
"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"
by yaboygerard November 14, 2019
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the 2020 election

no madder who wins it is going to be terrible.
Bet 1$
the 2020 election is going to be the end of america.
by scp fan fic November 5, 2020
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