the ranch

Your home, your house, or your hangout.

Hommies lets go hang at the ranch and eat nachos.

the ranch by fastkilr April 1, 2004

The ranch

It is the same thing as saying “she belongs to the streets”

She’s a slider take send her to the ranch

The ranch by Many09085568 March 28, 2020

The ranch

When you are finally reaching the level of drunk to almost blackout

This is my 36th beer I’m getting close to the ranch

The ranch by gabemay4 January 6, 2022

the ranch gang 

A group of people who like ranch and anything to do with ranch these type are very diverse and funny (in there own ways) they also get very angry if you say any other condiment is better

It's the ranch gang walking down the street looking fly

the ranch gang by Oldspice_guy October 19, 2020

meanwhile, back at the ranch 

Something you say when someone around you says something that has nothing to do with what your current conversation is about and you want to get back to the other topic.

A: I think it should be brown.
B: Maybe red.
A: Brown matches the rest of the room though.
C: I like bananas.
A: *odd look* ...meanwhile, back at the ranch

meanwhile, back at the ranch by crazyXxchink May 4, 2004

Send her to the ranch 

When one gets sent to Turnabout Ranch on Dr. Phil and Pewdiepie laughs and says send her to the ranch.

Pewdiepie: Send her to the ranch! You should send her to the ranch!

Send her to the ranch by Mr Toe December 9, 2019

meanwhile, back at the ranch 

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

meanwhile, back at the ranch by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004