The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

The Dirty Plummer

A male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, ATV riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty conditions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scrotum, shaft, and testicles prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, passing out on her back, therefore loosening her up to accept a dirty, soupy, stink-fest of a cock into her mouth as if snaking a toilet to clear a clogged drain.

That whore over there has done 15 shots already, I bet she’s about ready for the Dirty Plummer.

by Mr. Fuckemyung April 8, 2011

the dirty priest

The Dirty Priest is when a man dresses up like a catholic priest, smacks their partner with a holy bible then comtinues to do a Alabama Hot Pocket while they are knocked out.

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by ddog26428 March 17, 2008

The Dirty Poland

A girl is getting fucked by a man in the front and a man in the back, comes from Poland being fucked by Germany and Russia in ww2

Better example that’s polish girl is getting fucked my a German man In the front and a Russian man in the back

That girl is doing The Dirty Poland

by Yee.yee4325 March 14, 2019

The Dirty Parsnip

When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.

Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.

I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?

Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……

by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022

Hit the dirty pillow

Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30.

Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.

Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.

Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!

by TmVv January 20, 2010

The Dirty Palpatine

The act of cumming inside your girlfriend right as she gets struck by lightning and your electrified spunk makes her hair static

"Hey Ollie, have you ever done, The Dirty Palpatine?"
"What the fuck Tim?"

by epicminecrafter69420 February 25, 2021