wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.

Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?

by tor February 13, 2004

wolf ticket

An excuse for why you can't go after being invited somewhere.

Yo I invited Jerry to the Concert but he gave me a wolf ticket

by NewBeeDemon August 1, 2009

wolf ticket

used to designate one's awareness that an untruth has been told

Sarah Palin: "Nancy Pelosi wants 'Death Panels.'"
Keith Olbermani: "I'm calling Wolf Ticket on that!"

Obviously this is much more politically and socially sensitive than saying, "She's a liar!" or "She's full of c***!" or "What BS!"

by imlmo September 13, 2009

Selling wolf tickets

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!

Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

by Big Daddy ad June 14, 2020

sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.

"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets

by kristinat September 30, 2007

selling wolf tickets

Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.

Are you kidding me ? He was just selling wolf tickets about his accomplishments!

by The Stock Master November 15, 2015

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

lieing

Man she sellin Wolf tickes,
That bitch is Wolfin

by Cortney October 28, 2003