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The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.
by xottas May 19, 2022
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The Standing 96

Much like the standing 69 except it is the woman that holds the man upside down while giving and receiving oral pleasure.
Oneal: Last night was fuckin' awesome, I did The Standing 96.

Simon: What the fuck is that.

Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.
by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010
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The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.
-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.
by Jpauliq August 13, 2020
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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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The Standing Eleven

The Standing 11 is a sex position in which one person licks and sucks another person's foot while standing, while the other person reciprocates while performing a handstand.

If performed correctly, the two participants will form the shape of the number 11.
Whatchoo doing tonight girl? Wanna come over and do The Standing Eleven? Show me what them toes do.
by FootDude69 February 18, 2025
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The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022
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Person Standing Across the Street

You were probably bored so you probably looked out of your window and probably saw someone standing across the street and decided that you'd search that up.

And here you are on the Urban Dictionary.

Don't worry, we've all been there.
Oh look, there's a person standing across the street...
by knee deep in essays May 3, 2021
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