Justin: Dude, I saw this hot bird with smokey eyes at Chick-fil-A, but when she took off her mask to bite in her Grilled Chicken Club she looked like Beetlejuice.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.
by Powerbi August 4, 2020
Get the The Rona Deception mug.this is a phenomenon known to all FIFA 18 players of the world. When playing online on any format (PS4, Xbox, PC), the team playing against Real Madrid seems to have nothing go in their favor. Specifically whenever Ronaldo is near the ball or when he has it. Being the highest rated player in the game, his effect seems to trigger some scripted FIFA 18 response in the opposing team's goalkeeper to have delayed reaction times. This scripting can also be seen when successful tackles render themselves to actually be unsuccessful as Ronaldo receives a deflection that goes perfectly into his path towards goal. Ronaldo also will win nearly every header that he is contesting due to this effect.
The effect itself has many negative health consequences especially for those who are experiencing it on the receiving end. Symptoms include excessive tilting, rage quitting, and sometimes, damage to the console, ones own body, or innocent by-standers around them. According to a recent study, prolonged exposure to the Ronaldo effect actually can lead to a series of mental illnesses. Among these illnesses are CR7 Fanboy disease, Excessive diving syndrome, and Madrid Online Autoselection disorder. Please see a doctor if you see experience the Ronaldo effect in extended periods of time.
The effect itself has many negative health consequences especially for those who are experiencing it on the receiving end. Symptoms include excessive tilting, rage quitting, and sometimes, damage to the console, ones own body, or innocent by-standers around them. According to a recent study, prolonged exposure to the Ronaldo effect actually can lead to a series of mental illnesses. Among these illnesses are CR7 Fanboy disease, Excessive diving syndrome, and Madrid Online Autoselection disorder. Please see a doctor if you see experience the Ronaldo effect in extended periods of time.
Player 1: How did Ronaldo just win this header over two of my defenders who were already in position and then perfectly place this pass to another Madrid player?
Player 2: Clearly, you don't know too much about the Ronaldo Effect
Player 2: Clearly, you don't know too much about the Ronaldo Effect
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Get the the 'rona mug.A shorter term used to abbreviate Coronavirus during the 2020globalCovid-19 pandemic. Whenever around,near,or within hearing distance of ANYONE who coughed, sneezed, or even cleared their throat to aggressively.
Also a way to kind of lighten up the all too evident threat of death and doom we are all living with in 2020. You can't cry and be terrified 24/7. Well, you can.. but at some point, you just HAVE to laugh otherwise we'd all go crazy!
Also a way to kind of lighten up the all too evident threat of death and doom we are all living with in 2020. You can't cry and be terrified 24/7. Well, you can.. but at some point, you just HAVE to laugh otherwise we'd all go crazy!
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(cough,cough) "Is it the rona?"
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(cough,cough) "Is it the rona?"
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Get the the rona mug.Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.
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