raging boner

when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.

Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night”

by your mother June 3, 2018

Raging Boner

When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.

Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW

Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.

by mynodouesP February 12, 2012

Raging boner

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control

Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there

by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019

raging boner

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.

I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

raging boner

When you get a super erect penis when your mad

Guy 1:That Damn Mat h teacher gave me a f on my recent math test Guy 2: Ikr she did too Guy 1:It gave me such a raging boner Guy:2:Oh Umm wow... Tmi?

by cobaltgeo May 30, 2016

Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 2, 2004