The Queen 

The Queen is basically a person that thinks she is the best. She will do anything to get what she wants, and if she doesn't get it, then she will hate you. If you do or say something she doesn't like... RUN AWAY!

The Queen: (Walks into a room, that stinks of grease and chips) I am the Queen! What is that revolting smell!?

Random Person: It's your mum.

The Queen: Say goodbye to your fucking head, bitch. (Gets axe out)

The Queen by Mong101 June 12, 2008

The Queen 

Queen Elizabeth II, Who Has Turned Out To Be Immortal, And Will Outlive Us All.

The Queen Is Immortal. She Will Outlive All Of Us.

The Queen by Karthikus Kekius June 18, 2020

the queen 

The ruler of the UK, Australia and Canada, sometimes called an "old hag" by people who do not give a shit about British tradition, has a group of people who are fiercely loyal to her called the Monarchists (Loyalists) and are ready to curse and insult at anyone who insults her.

loyalists 1: A guy on youtube was insulting her majesty the queen

loyalist 2: May the lord help them, what did you do?

loyalists 1: I defended her majesty with al my might

loyalists 2: did you insult the person

loyalists 1: yeah

the queen by neeuQ eht evas doG July 8, 2009

the queen 

a lady who 'rules England' because of her great great great grandma + so on.

sex pistols got what she was like in one- listen to God Save The queen.

"God Save The queen- she aint no human being.
Cos tourists are money!" Sang by Sex Pistols, describes her perfectly!

the queen by Indie__ April 14, 2006

The queen 

A bender

The queen is a bender 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

The queen by Aoboyle xozoz January 18, 2020

the queen 

German usurper who is the English Head of State. Traditionally we used to cut the heads off these people once they got to a certain age but nowadays they just run and run. The Queen was born into royalty and ascended the throne doubtless believing the English God had divinely appointed her. Well she's wrong. Abdicate now or I'll damn well grab my pitchfork and lead the country's sack-clothed peasants in open revolt through you gold crested gates, you parasitic old boot.

The Queen: What are all those grotty little men remonstrating about at the palace gates?
Page: They've come for your head, m'ame.
Queen: Let them eat cake, der swinehunt!

the queen by Lolo Bolo January 8, 2008

The Queen 

Female equivalent of the King. The current Queen rules over The Commonwealth Realms (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, United Kingdom, about half of the Caribbean, the Solomon islands and Tuvalu) With varying Levels of powers in each country. Many people do not appreciate the effort that the Queen puts into her duties, and indeed would only realise how important she is to the realms if she were to disappear.

The powers of the monarch have steadily been removed to serve the purposes of her governments, for example did you know that Tony Blair had to change the laws surrounding royal authority for Britain to declare war, because the Queen said no to invading Iraq Iraq war.

Twice.

Fun fact: The armed services of the UK swear loyalty to the crown, not the government, this has been kept in place by the monarchy to prevent extremist governments (British National Party or Google 'Nazis in Britain') allowing the Queen to get rid of crazy politicians with her army.

“I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else - I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.” - The Queen

The Queen by TheletterG January 27, 2012