Poker on the 8th

A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

‘Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?

by rusTyJim July 29, 2020

The poke

A nickname for the COVID-19 vaccine. It's injected via shot, hence "the poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you going to be getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, I'm gonna wait 2 years and see if there's any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

the poke

Jail. Prison. Correctional Facility. The Big House.
The term is derived from the fact that a high incidence of anal sex occurs in jail.

Man did you hear that Charles Barkley is gonna serve 3 days in the poke after his DUI in Arizona?

by Dewwy Burks March 18, 2009

pass-the-poke

A strange silly game credited to Johnny Conder, carried beyond the city limits by a girl named Apryl. Usually involves the smoking of marijuana, followed by Apryl jabbing her finger into your gut and saying "poke". This action is repeated until she finally exclaims "Pass the poke, man!". From there, everyone passes the poke around until collapsing into laughter or untill something else catches our attention.

"Poke." Jabs finger into Jack's gut.
"What?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"...what?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"WHAT?!"
"Dude...pass the poke."
Jack passes the poke.

by heroin hiroshima May 4, 2005

the poke

A contagious infection spread by the unprotected use of the Facebook Poke feature. Repeated poking only serves to aggravate the infection, often leading to secondary infections.

Symptoms include dryness of fingers, sensitivity of finger tips, cramping up of hands, index finger permanently placed in "poking position". Infection also generates a highly addictive and uncontrollable urge to poke others, thereby facilitating further spread.

"Jimmy poked that stranger and caught The Poke. The doctor told him it can't be treated."

"I told you not to poke that girl. She's known to poke guys loosely."

by tristanx May 11, 2010

The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018