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by The Bard April 23, 2022
Get the Choking the Mermaid mug.When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
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by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006
Get the the little mermaid mug.A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.
We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.
by Mister first class March 11, 2018
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"You won't be the little mermaid, I will give you the little mermaid treatment!"
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