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The Johnson Crew

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A well known Birmingham gang. Rivals of The Burger Bar Boys. Known for gun crime and being dangerous.
They were also involved in the new year murders of two girls (they died in a shootout between The Johnson Crew and The Burger Bar Boys).
The burger bar boys were in town so The johnson crew came down as well.
by T-Kay December 7, 2006
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The Johnson

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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl. Their is three different types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she don't need a receipt for that!
by Topher Johnson February 14, 2008
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The Johnson fam

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They are a YouTube channel with 1.2 million subscribers. They average about 1249 subscribers a day
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Trumping the Johnson

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When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
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The Johnson

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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
Erin got The Johnson for her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that.
by Topher Johnson February 15, 2008
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The Johnson Treatment

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Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.
At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.
by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008
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