The Hoover

When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth

Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.

by Sonic22 December 20, 2020

The Hoover Maneuver

Being able to make money without working hard for it.

Procuring real estate valued much higher . . . The Hoover Maneuver. Walking into money . . . The Hoover Maneuver. Name of a NJ boat also.

by Owner of The Hoover Maneuver January 23, 2009

grab the hoover

Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.

Dude she is so hot!!!! I am gonna grab the hoover, I'll brb after like 2 mins max.

by Aliroth June 21, 2006

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Emptying the Hoover

When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust

Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss

by Lil rocky March 7, 2019

Henry the Hoover

For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.

"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."

"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024