hobble

1) to take a baseball bat to someboyd's knees

That shithead fucked up my drug deal, imma hobble him.

by bunny xu May 30, 2007

Hobbles

1. Candie.
2. One who is a huge slute.
3. One who falls down and injures herself in an idiotic way.
4. One who smells of cad.

Hobbles is a hosebeast.
Wow, that Hobbles is a slute.

by Sanderson March 6, 2005

Hobble

A very large pp, over 9 inches.

Cindy doesn't know what a hobble is, probably because her boyfriend doesn't have one.
My lesbian boyfriend has a hobble
Wow bro, nice hobble!

by 5 foot kings 69 December 24, 2019

Corn-Hobble

v: To hit someone with a fish.

Jessie: She wouldn't give me my sunglasses back, so I decided to corn-hobble her.

Rick: CORN-HOBBLE'D!

Jessie: Yes. Yes she was.

by Millertime!! April 14, 2010

Gosewisch Hobble

Pronounced Gos-Which. It is the phrase used to describe a female who is so drunk that she eventually starts hobbling everywhere. The Gosewisch Hobble usually results in embarrassing antics, and is a hobble in which the female's weight cannot be supported by her own ankles, which ultimately leads her to resemble the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Dude, did you see Sarah last night? She got so drunk that the Gosewisch Hobble was in full force. I've never seen someone embarrass themselves as much as she did last night.

The Gosewisch Hobble that the girl had last night was so unattractive and lame that she looked like she was super hammered.

by CJ Michaels June 19, 2013

hobble restraint

A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.

Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

Poo Hobble

The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.

I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.

Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.

by slothwv October 22, 2010