the goods 

anything that keeps u busy

Alex: man whatre we supposed to do tonite.
Mike: dont worry bout all that,Taylor's bringin the goods later.

the goods by Liz December 27, 2004

The Goods 

Excellent Quality Or The Goods

This Shit Is The Goods.

The Goods by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

The goods 

The goods can be anything and/or anyone.

Buck: Woah dude I want to get the goods all night long!!
Paul: The goods? whats that?
Buck: Yah know...the goods ;-)

P1: Jesus is the goods
P2: Woah seriously
P1: Fuck yah

EVERYTHINGS THE GOODS

The goods by Maranda May 15, 2005

Check the goods 

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

Check the goods by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

Google the goods 

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

Google the goods by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

deliver the goods 

to produce what is wanted.

i do not expect him to deliver the goods.

deliver the goods by the learner January 24, 2015

got the goods 

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

got the goods by michael foolsley November 20, 2009