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Cheese Touch

When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.
The origins come from "cutting cheese".

Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.
by DeadFlapjackSafari May 17, 2010
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Cheese Touch

verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone
*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* CHEESE TOUCH!!
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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Cheese Touch

Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.
“Bro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

“Haha bro thats so gross”
by lasaga September 25, 2019
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cheese touch

When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.
Sean was eating cheese doodles and he yelled to his sister "cheese touch" and touched her getting cheese doodle crumbs all over and making her cry.
by phil from Phila August 28, 2010
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Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.
Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.
by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011
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Wisconsin Cheese Touch

To stick your finger in a girls pussy
by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019
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jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touchwhat the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus
by Chazz@ March 21, 2022
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