the cheap weave store

When you look like you have a mop on your head.

Did you see that girl? She look like her weave is from the cheap weave store. #mopheadlookna$$

by Yellow ducks January 31, 2018

The Cheap New Orleans swamp Tour

When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.

Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021

Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.

Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...

by AZIMAN March 4, 2017

still pants in the chest

An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.

John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest

by PantChest February 25, 2010

silly on the cheap

Getting hammered on cheap shots and mixed liquor.

I know a bar that has drink specials Thursday nights. $2 shots and $3 mixed drinks. Let's hit it up and get silly on the cheap ;)

by MentalPancakes October 9, 2014

Sword through the chest

To lose your place as the best at a given subject, taken from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim quote:
"I used to be one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest."
Can be used in any situation where you have come off second best.

I used to be the best player on the football team, then I took a sword through the chest.

I used to be the best driver in the world, then I took a sword through the chest.

by Just another lost child. December 7, 2011

Sexting in the chat

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way

Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.

by Simon Fletcher January 19, 2020