Burnt Toast

The scariest thing ever.

i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living shit outta me

by 8Chris8 February 20, 2011

burnt toast

you're having a stroke.

Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

Burnt toast

A white kid who acts like (he/she)'s straight out of Compton.

See wigger.

Dat kid be trippin' boo, be nuttin' but burnt toast.

by BlaZe April 6, 2004

Burnt Toast

(N). A myspace girl with a cute innocent name (ex. Brave Little Toaster) and decent flattering photos, who in real life actually looks like burned toast and is not so innocent after all! Burnt toast is often found at local rock shows drunk, suggesting sexual favors and locked in the bathroom applying makeup/taking pictures.

Woa. Did see Burnt Toast at the bar? She was saying she wanted a boob job so she could give some guy a tittyfuck! I thought her myspace said she was sxe!

by Jenevieve V. October 3, 2007

Burnt toast

When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.

Kid: Burnt toast
Police: GET DOWN KID ITS NIGGA TOAST
Kid: dies in the crossfire

by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021

burnt toast

expression used the same way as "that sucks"

Princy: gosh you're so smart

Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.

Princy: oh, burnt toast.

by Amanda Kristine March 29, 2009

burnt toast

Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.

Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.

Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.

by Sketchey January 6, 2008