beet

n1: a man's package
n2: a moron or an idiot
v1: to fuck around or slack off

n1: The boy was playing with his beet.
n2: My brother-in-law is such a beet.
v1: John spent the whole day beeting off.

by Jacobene November 25, 2003

beet

friend

What's goin' on you lil' ol' beet?

by vividsplendiferous February 28, 2010

Beets?

The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.

"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?

by TheWhiteKnight January 06, 2008

Beet

To beet a bitch with a beetroot.

“I’m gonna beet that bitch over there.”

by Smllbear July 25, 2020

that's beet

to express the idea of ridiculousness or stupidity in another's ideas or actions.

damn man, this shit is beet.

by Cracka'fo'sho' May 13, 2005

Beets

Another word for "Cool" or "Good"

"That fire is hella beets dude!"

by Mr.Beets April 25, 2010

Beet

Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.

The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.

Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"

Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"

or

"Damn, this new casino is Beet"

or

After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"

by Derek November 16, 2004