Textleting

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019

Textlexia

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."

by laxislife19 April 16, 2009

textlexia

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

by sparksneon January 7, 2007

textlaxing

when the only thing you plan to do during the day is relax and text

Jason was suppose to be working on a school project, but he spent his Saturday textlaxing at home

by Damion Ackert-Owen January 9, 2009

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.

"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."

by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

texlexia

Drunk dsylexic texting
The inablility to spell words correctly in a text message usually as a result of intoxication or stupidity

While i was drinking i was texting and my jumbled words showed signs of texlexia

by Tanisha Long June 16, 2008