textlexic

Someone who constantly misspells words while texting.

I can never understand her texts, she must be textlexic.

by shamrock2157 September 5, 2013

Textlexic

adjective & noun • a person, or the act of being, inflicted with textlexia, the disorder characterized mainly by the reversal of letters in an acronym or the inappropriate substitution of characters in an emoticon. Often is the result of fast or drunk texting. Can also occur while driving and text messaging.

Example 1: "2day my mom said my BFF was hot. WFT?"
"I meant WTF. I'm so textlexic sometimes"

Example 2: "I so sorry 2 txt dump U but if I call U i will cry and start cutting myself again :)"
"... I mean :( not :). stupid textlexia"

by RedSpade October 8, 2009

Titlexia

1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.

2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas

It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together

by Glenydotcom March 15, 2014

Text-lexia

The act or mixing up words and the misuse of contractions when texting which in turn gives the opposite of the meaning you are trying to get across.

Text-lexic- I wouldn't really like to see you tonight

Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off

Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia

by JMR923 May 25, 2010

techlexia

An astounding ability to misinterpret technical tasks and manuals.

No matter how hard my mom tries, I don’t think she will ever overcome her techlexia enough to use the computer.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

textlaxing

when the only thing you plan to do during the day is relax and text

Jason was suppose to be working on a school project, but he spent his Saturday textlaxing at home

by Damion Ackert-Owen January 9, 2009

Textenial

Being in denial about why you're not getting any texts for an extended period of time. Often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on.

Rob: Man, no one's texted me for a while. I'd better turn it off and on.
Jan: You've got a case of textenial, dude.

by mynameisaletter August 25, 2010