textbook

A very long, exceptionally boring "book," used for teaching and torture. Usually on a subject along the lines of math, history and science. Often heavy.
Dude, my history textbook takes up so much room in my backpack!
by studybudy June 13, 2008
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typical, good example of that type of behaviour, does that thing all the time,t.b.,
often followed by the person's name
everytime i bump into her she says 'we gotta get together' (but we never do)...textbook
he bought another pair of black shoes...textbook!
by von tunkel July 02, 2010
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A combonation of texting and facebook. Parents think you are studying, but your really texting and using facebook.
Mom: Are you studying?

Some kid: Yes, I'm using my "textbook"
by smartass97 May 18, 2010
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Textbook

Someone who is textbook is predictable, boring, never breaks any rules , needs to be told stuff specifically and spoonfed information and cannot think outside the box.
Omg she is so textbook, I could never go out with her, I would just fall asleep!
by starchild12 November 24, 2011
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textbook

(v.) to send an exceptionally long text message
"Dude, I've got a thumb cramp from sending a textbook to Erin."
by Jennifer Fitch February 25, 2007
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textbooking

a mix between texting and facebook. if you are texting while on facebook, it is textbooking. so technically you are studying.
he is addicted to textbooking.
by xMerlonx March 13, 2011
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the textbook

When engaging in intercourse the male pulls out before climax, ejaculating on the inner thigh of the female, then the male closes the females legs and rubs them together, mushing the ejaculate around and leaving to dry
I gave her a good old the textbook like back in collage
by Hugh alison July 10, 2014
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