testifying

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

by toastedbread July 7, 2011

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 9, 2009

testilint

Lint balls that develop over time in the genital region of the body.

Chris had an abnormal amount of testilint after wearing his wool underwear for a week waltz camping.

by mantenance February 24, 2011

Testicling

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.

Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling

by brotime9 November 9, 2010

Testifying

The act of beating someone or something very badly.

Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!

by Igatona March 15, 2003

testalying

Knowingly lying on the witness stand. This was once used soley with respect to police officers lying on the witness stand but is now used whenever witnesses are lying on the stand.

Her story was such a farce that everyone knew that Jen McCabe was testalying.

by NH TurtleChick May 25, 2024

Textifying

The act of asking someone to accept (Insert Deity here but usually Jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.

Mark: Hey a text

Joe: Whose it from

Mark: A shit, its from Beth. She's been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week."

Joe: Seriously?

Mark: Ya man, she's been Textifying like a fucking murderer workin for a pardon.

by Erutious August 15, 2010