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Testefy

To exert a large amount of force or pressure to a male's testicles or general genital area.

Pronounced Teste-fy.
You've been TESTEfied.

Shut up, or I'll testefy you.

Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!
by MrGibblet May 12, 2009
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Tetrifying

When the words "terrified" and "petrified" is just is not enough to express how horrified you really are.

A combination of "terrify" and "petrify".

Simply unbelievably pee your pants, shivers down your spine, goosebumps, scary.
When the clown jumped out at Shanaynay at the haunted house, she was truly tetrified; she had always been scared of clowns since she watched It.

That movie was tetrifying. I literally peed my pants when the donkey ate that girl!
by Revere2323 March 15, 2009
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testifying

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga
by toastedbread July 7, 2011
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testify

You two are wrong. "Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's what I got from the Internet:
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.

testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.

testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.

testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.

testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.

testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.

BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.
Since I was a witness to the crime, they want me to testify in court.
by Carey1234 March 14, 2009
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Testeriffic

When the taste of cum is good
Wow, your cum tastes Testeriffic
by TheRabbitCage May 24, 2015
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testify

1. To give one's information "as truthfully as possible." Taken from an old Roman phrase "to swear on one's testicles." Now, think about that, and think about how differently court cases would turn out if that meaning held true to this day...
"Testify" is usually used in reference to a court setting or a confession of some sort.
by aka_Pyro July 28, 2007
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Testify

A greeting or callback created for the Repo Army (fan-base) for 'Repo! The Genetic Opera', a film written and directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. It is similar to the "ribbit" callback for 'The Devil's Carnival'.
Person#1: This is Sarah. She's starting a shadow cast
Persons#2, #3: Testify!
by lolzitsme July 28, 2012
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