Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024

Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Tesla Diving

The act of pulling out infront of a Tesla made vehicle in order to activate its collision prevention technology

I couldn’t pull out front the junction so I had to do a bit of Tesla diving

by qdrvr December 8, 2025

Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot

Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.

by HailLarry3 May 9, 2019

dirty tesla

When a woman shares her vibrator with another woman without cleaning it.

Sharon was so horny i gave her a dirty tesla, I hadn't cleaned my vibrator in a month

by SlappyDaddy July 26, 2016

Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020

Da_Tesla

Da_Tesla is what people call people who are gods at anime edits

Bob: your a Da_Tesla
Jim: thanks I look up to him

by Da_Tesla January 3, 2022