terd

THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing

Oh yea, I just terded
you terded
That was a most exellent terding session

by The King Terder October 9, 2003

terd

The chocolate choo choo train

Damn the chocolate choo choo came out my ass

by phatcat April 8, 2003

'terd

Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of Northern Ireland, where it remains popular to this day. The glass is lightly coated with a thin layer of butter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.

Barkeep, a coke 'terd my good man.

by John Devlin February 3, 2008

terd

A "terd" is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one's life.

He is such a terd!
What a little terd!
This a total terd!

by berber August 22, 2003

terd

Shit. Nothing more or less.

my terd is named mike
I have seen some big terds

by Anon. Man April 4, 2009

terd

a person who takes the long way about doing something extremely simple

"Where the fuck where you all day? All you had to get was milk!" "Well the dairy was sixty miles a way." "You're a terd!!!"

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally

My dog left a coiler in the backyard.

by ted August 31, 2003