terd

THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing
Oh yea, I just terded
you terded
That was a most exellent terding session
by The King Terder October 09, 2003
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Damn the chocolate choo choo came out my ass
by phatcat April 08, 2003
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Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of Northern Ireland, where it remains popular to this day. The glass is lightly coated with a thin layer of butter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.
Barkeep, a coke 'terd my good man.
by John Devlin February 03, 2008
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A "terd" is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one's life.
He is such a terd!
What a little terd!
This a total terd!
by berber August 23, 2003
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my terd is named mike
I have seen some big terds
by Anon. Man November 24, 2008
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a person who takes the long way about doing something extremely simple
"Where the fuck where you all day? All you had to get was milk!" "Well the dairy was sixty miles a way." "You're a terd!!!"
by bakerd812 April 10, 2004
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Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally
My dog left a coiler in the backyard.
by ted September 01, 2003
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