Whenever he says something random and it's awkward, you're confused and don't know what to say, answer with "ok țepeș"
Țepeș: Haideți să ne spălăm păcatele. Binecuvântarea este calea. Haideți să pășim pe calea spre Iisus.
You: Ok Țepeș.
You: Ok Țepeș.
by geeooxzz September 10, 2020
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Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."
Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."
Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"
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-noun
1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.
2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.
2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
by comrade boco June 18, 2011
Get the Telesbian mug.A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.
Also an euphemism for going number 2.
A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
Also an euphemism for going number 2.
A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"
"I have to return some video tapes."
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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
"I have to return some video tapes."
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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
by mrRected April 16, 2010
Get the I have to return some video tapes mug.1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store
2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on
Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store
2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on
Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
by Mickey W. May 21, 2008
Get the snorg tees mug.The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020
Get the telesleeping mug.the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
by breakingbad December 27, 2012
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