Tellurian

Earth Dweller - as in Martian, being a being from Mars. From the Greek Tellus, meaning Earth. It's the one word that describes us all as one.

The Alien asked - "what are you"? He said "I'm a Tellurian"

by Ruffian June 14, 2007

Soulja Boy Tellem

A generally bad rapper, with about one good song, Throw Some Ds remix.

Soulja Boy up in this ho, watch me crank it, watch me roll, watch me crank that Soulja Boy and superman dat ho. - Soulja Boy Tellem

by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

tellmeno

A compound word formed from "tell", "me" and "no" used as a method to quickly state, "I preemptively acknowledge that you understand the objective, concept and/or action I have just presented to be accepted as an undeniable fact."

PERSON 1: (posts an image of an exquisite horse to a cowboy's Facebook timeline with the caption "tellmeno".)

PERSON 2 (A cowboy): (inner thoughts) That's an exquisite horse.

by minusbaby November 5, 2013

Kia Telluride

The South Korean, a better valued, and more reliable version of a Cadillac Escalade.

A man had owned a 2002 Toyota Highlander and loved it, but then the car was starting to show its age and he decided he wanted to upgrade. He checks out a few different car brands before going to Kia. He then checks out the 2020 Kia Telluride and falls in love with the very good space, the tech features, and how the car felt more expensive versus the competition. He then drives the car home and thinks in his head that it is the best car he has ever owned.

by Sdsr70 November 23, 2019

Tellmitucomenwil

When u want to suck your baess dick til your face is purple and my noise runs sloppy.

Give me a slight hint an I’m in the car. Tellmitucomenwil My dear luv

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Telluride

Two horny as hell Mormon kids in their early 20s tent camping, gently caressing one another's upper thighs, while naked, avoiding direct contact of one another's genitals, trying to remain virgins.

While Kimberly gently gave Paul a Telluride at the Bluegrass Festival she pretended to "accidentally" brush his scrotum, even though it was intentionally designed to heighten her fiancés arousal and test his virtuous discipline.

by Billy Chandler December 6, 2013

Tellurium

(Noun) Someone who is neither an introvert nor an extravert, but everyone hates them because they smell bad

(Noun) An element that only nerds know about and has no purpose in this world

George: Henry is such a tellurium, and I feel kinda bad for him.
Everyone Else: Shut up or you'll be smelling like garlic too.

Normal person: What is tellurium?
Nerd: Tellurium is a metalloid with 52 pro–
(Normal Person tapes nerd's mouth shut)

by CallingAllTortoises April 3, 2019