Tellurium

(Noun) Someone who is neither an introvert nor an extravert, but everyone hates them because they smell bad

(Noun) An element that only nerds know about and has no purpose in this world

George: Henry is such a tellurium, and I feel kinda bad for him.
Everyone Else: Shut up or you'll be smelling like garlic too.

Normal person: What is tellurium?
Nerd: Tellurium is a metalloid with 52 pro–
(Normal Person tapes nerd's mouth shut)

Tellurium by CallingAllTortoises April 3, 2019

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a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

Tellurian 

Earth Dweller - as in Martian, being a being from Mars. From the Greek Tellus, meaning Earth. It's the one word that describes us all as one.

The Alien asked - "what are you"? He said "I'm a Tellurian"

Tellurian by Ruffian June 14, 2007

Kia Telluride 

The South Korean, a better valued, and more reliable version of a Cadillac Escalade.

A man had owned a 2002 Toyota Highlander and loved it, but then the car was starting to show its age and he decided he wanted to upgrade. He checks out a few different car brands before going to Kia. He then checks out the 2020 Kia Telluride and falls in love with the very good space, the tech features, and how the car felt more expensive versus the competition. He then drives the car home and thinks in his head that it is the best car he has ever owned.

Kia Telluride by Sdsr70 November 23, 2019

Telluride 

Two horny as hell Mormon kids in their early 20s tent camping, gently caressing one another's upper thighs, while naked, avoiding direct contact of one another's genitals, trying to remain virgins.

While Kimberly gently gave Paul a Telluride at the Bluegrass Festival she pretended to "accidentally" brush his scrotum, even though it was intentionally designed to heighten her fiancés arousal and test his virtuous discipline.

Telluride by Billy Chandler December 6, 2013

Telluride 

Vanilla/white washed

Haha, shit, you Telluride

Telluride by Griffinblood January 8, 2018