Telebronesis

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

teleboning

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

Telebone

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner

Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner

by A non mous December 20, 2008

Tenboner Explosivo

Something that is so cool, words hardly contain it. Surpasses even ballsdeep,

Mignola's Art of Hellboy is Tenboner Explosivo.

by Fetorpse August 17, 2003

Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Telefone

What retarded people type instead of Telephone

"Dude, anyone who is reading this must be RETARDED!!!"

by Saturated1 May 30, 2005