Taleah

The best friend out of best friends! She is beautiful in every way just doesn't know it. She would rather have 2-4 close friends rather then a huge group. One of the funniest people you'll ever meet, she loves to goof off anywhere at any time and isn't afraid to be herself. The boys are always attracted to her bright smile and wacky sense of humor. Just don't under estimate her because she isn't afraid to stand her grounds, speak in what she believes, and get into some trouble. She also isn't a very big girly girl but everyone once in a while she will through on a cute outfit and wear some makeup. Once you meet a Taleah your life will never be the same! Respect her and she will respect you.

And for the boys, well.... GO GET HER!!! She hates boys who just sit around and wish upon a shooting star for her! She wants someone who is willing to go straight up to her face and ask her out! She likes the funny, outgoing, quirky, confident guys, and most importantly she loves the boys who are willing to be just as crazy and spontaneous as her.

"WOW did you see her?''
"She's so pretty, confidante and outgoing!"
"She must be a Taleah!"

by t126 November 26, 2017

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

pink telephone

Used to describe female masturbation and orgasm as used in the phrase, "I dialed 'O' on the pink telephone."

I was so horny last night that I fired up my vibrator and dialed "O" on the pink telephone.

by JohnstonGuy November 27, 2005

Taleah

The best friend a girl could ever have. Always there for you. A giver, never a taker. Beautiful in every way. Once you meet her you'll never want to let her go and your life will never be the same.

I wish I had a Taleah.

by Jeanette723 May 8, 2008

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Taleah

Beautiful in each and every way. Has a heart of gold. A ride or die. Will ride with you through your bullshit just don't bullshit her. Very kinky. When she likes someone she will bend over backwards for that person and when she loves she loves hard.

I wish I had a Taleah. She's beautiful. Big sexy.

by Lover 420 December 19, 2016

Neon Telephone

When a famous musician writes a song for your band, but it's a terrible song — a la Prince's "Neon Telephone" for the Three O'Clock.

"I thought we'd be famous, but we got a Neon Telephone."

by Mudd Flaps June 28, 2013