Tej

a pineapple who likes to think he's cool and disses himself when he looks in the mirror

There is tej. Run. Fast

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

tej

A drink: How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty

Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

hehe.

by crystalline_beauty April 10, 2005

Tej

Tej is a benchod
like literally
BENCHOD
sometimes
motherhood
but mostly benchod. he got choding up his sleeves. Mans will always look like dora no matter what angle.

Oh look there's benchod! oh never mind, that's actually Tej.

by she's so hot September 19, 2021

Tej

Tej is a pretty faced girl with cute eyes.

"Hey tej"

by Someone on this universe March 19, 2022

Tej

Literally one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Tej is a great listener, and he is amazing at being able to take things seriously when he knows how important they are to you. They are also like the funniest person ever with one of the best senses of humor to exist, and they also don't take offence easily so great to have a laugh with. They are smart and knowledgeable, but very modest and wont admit it! Truly such a great person, if you know a Tej then you are very lucky, make sure you appreciate them!

Person 1: 'Tej is so great.'

Person 2: 'Agreed, he really is. We are lucky to be his friends :) '

by averyrandomaccount June 12, 2022

Tej

tej is a bad boy, with a girlfriend ( yes thats right shreyash ) . he is very funny, he makes me loagh all the time, aahahahahaahahahaah

damn, Tej's be Tejin'
ooh, Tej, that sweet white boy.

by HottieThottyNakul July 12, 2022

tej

misses every entry at orchestra

man that 6th 2nd violin is such a tej

by friendlyneighbourhoodpedo November 6, 2022