Teleclairvoyance

Girls speak t
eleclairvoyance is mentaphysical!

Girls speak teleclairvoyance.Its mentaphysical !

by Innerearharrassment! May 7, 2021

Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

tele-hell

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!

by WordOfArt July 19, 2010

Nine Tailed Fox

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto

P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."

by Photon lol September 4, 2019

Teilzeitbroke

Wenn jemand zwar potentiell das Geld für etwas hätte, aber um zu sparen broke agiert.

Das war so klar dass du die Rechnung nicht übernimmst, du verhältst dich absolut Teilzeitbroke!

by AveragesizedP July 19, 2022

TeleBears

1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.

2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.

"Fuck Telebears!" - common facebook status during the month of August

by bladibla August 4, 2010

telecide

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.

Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.

by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009