Thranduil

The hottest bitch on Middle Earth. A fucking queen. A DILF.

''U seen those elven bitches man? They fuckin hot''
''Dude they got nothing on the king''

''Who dat?''
''Thranduil, king of the elves''

by thorinoakenshield February 2, 2014

Tehani

Tehani is a person who will love like no other. She’s smart, beautiful, and has the most beautiful smile. Tehani’s usually have black or brown hair and have great bodies. They are truly one of a kind. Whatever life throws at them , they come back a billion times stronger. No one compares to a Tehani.

Girl 1 - Who’s that girl over there?
Girl 2 - That’s Tehani , she’s beautiful huh?

Girl 1 - I want to be like her

by issmepatrick July 2, 2018

tejran

TejRan is an emotion. It is the combination of two beautiful humans tejasswi prakash and karan kundrra. They fell madly in love with each other. Made for each other.

If you wanna understand the real meaning of love, just look at our TejRan.

by Shrehaa Tawar November 24, 2021

Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

Terrance H-W

An amazing guy that a girl cannot live without. He couldn't make her any happier.

Marissa really loves Charles, he is perfect for her, and she can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. Charles is her Terrance H-W.

by Scrubsmeback January 2, 2011

thrangle

(v.) To passionately acquire, consume or devour something. To imply the satisfaction of a primitive urge based upon the context.

Dude, I'm starving....let's go thrangle some burgers. We went to the bar and thrangled some drinks. After few drinks he took her home where they thrangled.

by sfdaveb May 21, 2011

Legolas Thranduilion

Legolas is a character from The Lord of the Rings trilogy (both books and films). In the films, he is played by Orlanda Bloom and is known to say the line 'They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!' Which in fact created a very famous remix on youtube.

He is a member of the Fellowship of the Ring, a group of Nine companions (Frodo Baggins the ring bearer, Samwise Gamgee, Meriodoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Aragron, Son of Arathorn, Isildur's heir and her of kings, Gandalf the Grey, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli of the Lonely Mountain (Erebor) and Legolas Tranduilion)

The Fellowship is there to help Frodo get the ring to Mordor.

Legolas is the Prince of Greenwood, which became Mirkwood during the journey of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield ( Read the Hobbit) as evil started to return to the Forest.

Some people mistake his surname as Greenleaf which is actually the translation of his name from elvish (forgive me since I don't know if it's Sindarin or Quenya). Yes, Legolas does actually mean Greenleaf.

His official title is Legolas Thrandullion which means Legolas, Son of Thranduil (The great Elvin king Of Greenwood)

He has no surname for he is an elf. Only titles. This should surprise the fanfiction authors who have their Mary-Sues marry him and take on the surname 'Greenleaf'.

And I am actually a female writing this so BAZINGA.

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: Mary-Sues who want to marry me! Lots of them! RUN!

Mary-Sue: I want to me Mrs. Greenleaf!
Me: It's actually Legolas Thranduilion. Also, it's his title not his surname! Muggle, you should be thrown into Mount Doom!

by A Lady Dwarf From Erebor November 4, 2013